Friday, August 20, 2010
Top Five Embarrassing Moments
5) Told heroin addict I give myself B-12 shots, and that I always run out of serum before I run out of needles.
4) Told a mail carrier I hate coupons.
3) Caught stealing a can of artichoke hearts out of a Food Bank donation box.
2) "Pisses me off when I lose a sock in the dryer. Don't you wish you could buy just one?" Said to a cashier missing a leg.
1) "I had no idea I'd lost this much weight!" Said in women's dressing room.